You Are Beer!
You don’t need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you’re a happy camper.
But don’t mix things up: “Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!”
I generally loathe these things. They’re about as accurate as the daily horoscope in the newspaper.
But, hey, it got it right this time.
I have become one with my beer.