I’m watching Monday Night Football on ESPN. The Patriots are beating the Vikings and it’s halftime.
The halftime entertainment in Minnesota is the “ESPN Halloween Derby”. Six people with oversized caricature heads of the ESPN football commentators (Chris Berman, Tony Kornheiser, Michael Irvin, etc.) run a race to the 30 yard line and back.
This may be the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life.
I want five minutes of my life back.